up cuz I'm only gonna tell you this once and I don't like to repeat
myself. I got my weekend free from the pen, so I had a choice,
you know. I could go see some really good theater or check out
this flick called Identity everyones mouthing off about. Well,
I went to see this movie cuz I got issues with movies that try and
make you figger stuff out. Yeah, I hear ya. Talk about
me like that again and you will be eating those teeth for dinner.
Well, this movie was
pretty good, you know. It had that all to familiar feel to it
in the beginning about a hotel and some people in the friggen rain
at night. You know, all friggen horror shit movies try and do.
Well, you got to keep your eyes peeled if youse plan on figgering it
out before they drop da bomb on you. I think I figgered it out
5 ways to Sunday before the end and all of them coulda been it.
part of the flick was your atypical killing fare. You know,
the stuff that makes you jump and shit like that. But I didn't
jump and if you mouth off that I did, you'll be in for a hurtin.
Youse have to pay attention here if you want to brag to your friends
how you got all smart and figured shit out, but there's some clues
and stuff that you can piece together when you heading back to the
pen. I swear I hit myself on the head 3 separate times when I
said those dumb asses lead me right to the friggen trough by the
nose, but I didn't drink.
Liotta was da bomb. He and John Cusack put together a nice
piece here and that guy with the wiggling eyes. What's up with
that? What's he looking at? Anyway, I can't think of
nothing bad to say about this movie. It had nice twists and
turns and sort of a Psycho feel or some shit like that. Then
if youse as smart as you think you are, you might figger
something out. Pay attention to the hints they gives ya, cuz
like wid me, you don't get a 2nd chance to figger it out. Go check
it out and write to me if you think youse smarter than me. Go
ahead, talk it up tuff guy, I'll have to pay you a little visit in
7-10 and I'm bringing that bat (mmm tasty).